wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
“Mustang lightly placed his hand over the seat of Edward’s pants, waiting for him to finish, and feeling the rippling sensation through the thick diaper, which was growing hotter and hotter. Its contents shifted and boiled under his palm, as Edward farted and pooped uncontrollably.”

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist

“Mustang lightly placed his hand over the seat of Edward’s pants, waiting for him to finish, and feeling the rippling sensation through the thick diaper, which was growing hotter and hotter. Its contents shifted and boiled under his palm, as Edward farted and pooped uncontrollably.”

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batreaux:

you look over at your dog and he turns into a cat and whispers “tell no one” in a russian accent

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wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Homestuck
“Dirk sat on a throne in a room full of puppets in leathers, while a boy in Pyjamas curled up at his feet. You recognize this scene. This is basically a shot for shot remake of Labyrinth with 200% more gay sex.”

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Homestuck

“Dirk sat on a throne in a room full of puppets in leathers, while a boy in Pyjamas curled up at his feet. You recognize this scene. This is basically a shot for shot remake of Labyrinth with 200% more gay sex.”

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polkadotcummerbund:

so my little brother has avengers legos and i just saw that he had the loki one set up like this and i was so confused for a minute and then i figured it out

 he’s roasting marshmallows

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esmethenotsogreat:

annathemarmotqueen:

why is everyone on tumblr so attractive

how can i be attractive

what’s the html code

is there a tutorial to be attractive

it was on megaupload

TOO SOON

(Source: peetamuhlark)

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majss:

hey will you remember me in a day

yeah

will you remember me in a week

yeah

will you remember me in a month

yeah

knock knock

who’s there

i thought you said you’d remember me

(Source: nectarineteen)

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